Why was safari left out of the tests altogether?

The iPhone 4 uses them, too.

High five!

It's ok, though. They have a spare electric vehicle in the trunk that can get you home in case this happens.

Follow rules much? ;)

I'm not sure why or how that aesthetic ties into Fiskars, but I like it nonetheless.

Yeah that's pretty obviously fake as hell.

Man, just about every tech journal out there got an iPad to test but Giz. Hold a grudge much, Apple?

If you'd like. I was just lining them up.

Queue the creepers.

Is Sam watching your wallet, too?

You called the radio station?

Before cones and wires? I didn't realize this. That's news to me.

"Hopefully I live long enough to experience about an equally mind-blowing innovation."

You don't think cones and wire existed before the telephone? Boil anything down to it's parts and they are bound to not live up to the sum.

You mean his outbox. ;)

"We don't live in Europe where roads are tiny and space is an issue."

The DC Metro has some of the longest escalators in the western hemisphere.

This one is by far my fav: [gizmodo.com]

Leave it to the Oatmeal to sum it up perfectly