...and a pox on anyone with a self-important obsecenely large, multi-color, multi-font, italicized auto signature.

I have heard AVG anti-v is pretty good. Can anybody lend some experience? Thanks.

Gina...didn't you say in a previous post that you were giving bonus points for anything that did NOT have the words "lifehacker" and "hack" in it?

I still favor my entry:

Lifehacker, now with more cowbell.

"Lifehacker, now with more cowbell"

"I'm better than you."