Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Congratulations, Mr. —Wacko— on —COTD—! I would like to gift you with a Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver when she sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

I think we need to ditch the societal assumption that women are inherently better parents. Are they more practiced at caretaking? Fair enough...but that doesn’t mean all women are good parents. This belief is wrong and leads to shit like this. The child’s mother should not be granted visitation; she forfeited her…

The irony is ain’t no one ask the little boy if he wanted the visits.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

You sir, are a class act. Not only did you drive 8 hour, fix the car and let him keep it. You paid him for the spare parts you took.

Pretty sure that’s a Venza, dude

She left it all out there in the ring.

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.

Back when I was a sophomore in college, I had just bought myself a nice, practical, reliable Golf. I then realized I could buy a [shitty condition] Honda S2000, my affordable dream car, for about the same money. Dad helped me “get serious” about buying one so that he could demonstrate why it would be a bad decision to…

Thank satan it’s old metallica. There’s nothing good about the new shit.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

I hope it ends up better for them than most winners.

Well I guess I’m getting divorced now thanks to you. I hope you’re happy.

By that same token:

Love my Apple th but I’m also heavily invested in the ecosystem and I use it for my HomeKit stuff. That said the controller is beyond shit . Whoever designed the newest one with the touch pad should be slapped . I also hate that they don’t allow Amazons app on there which is childish but Amazon is partly to blame.…