I have a friend that decided he wanted a certain model of car. He looked up the poorest American cities, and the cities with the lowest volume sales for the car he wanted, and call the local dealers. He got a fantastic price, flew to the dealership and enjoyed a nice road trip home in his new car with some of the cash…

I guess you’re talking about the headlights... I’d like to point out that I read an article online about a mosquito spray that does a damn fine job clearing headlamp lenses, and I’ll be damned if it didnt do the trick on my TT. I can’t remember if it was OFF! or the other brand.

Wait... Where did you find them on sale? GLITTER FINISH MUST HAVE IT.

A couple of guys were laughing about this very thing... who really watches porn on a gigantic TV? I think that probably takes it from fantasy to reality real quick, and not in a good way.

Let’s be honest. Porn doesn’t need to be in HD. In fact, it kinds ruins it. Video killed the radio star, and HD killed the porno star. Not interested in 4K pr0nz.

Very nice work, sir. That is a beautiful automobile.

This is the perfect opportunity for us to exercise a “Shoot first, don’t bother asking questions because everyone is dead.” policy. If we dealt with shit like this in this way, rebels and pirates would think twice about pulling this kind of shit. I’m tired of us fucking around with these third-world opportunists.

I’ll be honest, the Veyron doesn’t really do much for me, but the people behind projects like this, and the joy that this car brought to a little boy make all of the time, money, and engineering of everyone involved in making the car completely worthwhile.

They made a model called the SRT-6 that was built with an AMG sourced supercharged V6, and that model had a mounted spoiler. I think it was only made in 05-06.

Or the fact that an R8 and a wrecked Veyron got drunk and took some ecstacy and 9 months of fear and regret produced this.

It comes from China? Probably won’t catch fire since the employees know that if one does, they’ll face a firing squad. Surprisingly motivational way to keep them focused.

Not sure how the F you did that, mind blown.

If something like this were to be done, I would offer my 8N TT Quattro for them to set the body on. The 2.0L turbo is easily capable of 500hp with the right go fast parts, and having the monocoque built with a carbon fiber/titanium fabric (a la Pagani) would keep it light and strong. The frenched lamps need to go…

That looks moderately undriveable.

I think the comment was made in jest, friend.

First of all, start by explicitly going on a NON-DATE. A casual, no expectations time to relax and be yourself, and leave the hype and anxiety at home.

I found a BEA block, and I think I may start there. I plan to have it punched to a 2.0L, and line bored to accomodate a 1.9 TDI crank. I have an AEB head that will be ported and polished, and then up the turbo to a GT35 or 37 series. Then we’ll update all the other bits that make it all stable, and if I can find a DSG…

I’d like to hear what you’d do to your 1.8. I have a 8N TT Quattro, and my plans should put me well into the 500+ hp range.

Brown? WTF, dude, its not a 1980’s Mercedes that belongs to a terrorist.

BLEEPIN’ prius drivers.