I'd love to hear how many they had to actually produce to get the thing right... That looks like the definition of a "hot mess."

I'd go for one of them with a less ridiculous paint job.

Looks like the E is flat.

I wonder what the glass on that beast will set you back?

I guess she never made amends.

Why wait for karma to do tomorrow what a paddle filled with holes will do quite well RIGHT NOW.

What you said.

I think shaming the kids on national TV could be done in a way that really teaches them a lesson without permanently damaging them. If they're to the point that they think what they did was ok, then shaming them on national TV should be ok too.

There are a plethora of problems in this country, and this right here is the result of one of those problems.

Nothing talks after you kill it.

Too easy...

I'm also from Flint, although I haven't been there since... '06? Maybe... I got some family in Missouri, so that's kinda odd... Plus, I work in Louisville now, so the whiskey around here is like an episode of MadMen.

That was super close to being an awesome story that turned into a $200 cab-ride sausage fest complete with destroyed Rover. At least tell us the story's next chapter took place at school that fall...

That thing looks wicked fast. The lines were good and the power seems to be there all day long.

As the technology improves, do the size of the actual pixels decrease? If so, then I'd say it's easily possible to achieve a "retina" display panel with fewer dpi. I don't think Apple's claim that the pixels were indistinguishable from one another related to anything more than that fact, and not the magical number…

Is it made by Apple? Well, then it isn't.

Correct.

"You know what? I've got a perfectly reasonable way to handle this. I'm going to go to the store tomorrow, buy a couple bottles of Boone's Farm, and let the cheap hobo hooch erase the memory of reading this article."

You forgot to add the hour plus its gonna take to pump the tires up with a weak-ass 12vdc compressor. and the damage to the tires that can result from sitting the rim on the sidewall.

But he breaks everything he touches. Ask Elanor.