We're really desperate for new posters, if only for the fresh underwear.

I just did a search on myself and there's only two things if you add the city to the search: Name and address in public records…and I'm listed in the notable people section of my town's page on an obscure encyclopedia site.

'member the Shirley pregnancy arc?

We should post less than Reasonable Discussion to get to 100k right on Election Day. *cackles*

And I just saw Bill Murray sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" in the voice of Daffy Duck at Wrigley Field.

Meanwhile, "If the Dodgers lose the NLCS, they will set an MLB record for the most consecutive postseason trips without reaching a World Series" at 10.

The 2016 US General Election
Did this actually happen?

If SNL was any good, they'd have both played by actual puppets on Saturday.

Trump mispeaks, "These are people that push gays off businesses.."

Trump: "Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody. Nobody."
Chris Wallace to snickering audience: "Please, everybody"

That is so you

omg, turns out my mom ignored the text and got some, you guessed it, garbage ice cream "frozen dessert".

Accusatory, not condemnatory.

Just realizing this post had the same format as a Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage bit.

My mom who was grocery shopping asked if I wanted her to buy ice cream. She always gets the cheap gimmicky crap like caramel Oreo banana raisin clusters and what not, so I put an end to that.

You even have a ready-made theme song.

Why the fuck did Gibby waddle out trying to nudge him out of the game?

Responding late to Ege's "The most recent text you sent is your presidential campaign slogan. Go." thread.

And/or former catchers.

"Carlos Museum at Emory (for Roman/Egyptian/Greek/other ancient cultures)"