‘Suicide Squad Sets Box Office Record Because We Don’t Deserve Better Movies’

You guys are such critic dick-ryding homos man. You got people saying “I’ll never see this move but how was the joker?” Are you fucking serious? Make up your own mind and give it your own rating. What does your mommy still pick out what you wear everyday?

On the bright side, the Associated Press reports that although there were large audiences Thursday and Friday night, ticket sales sharply declined on Saturday.