Jamie! Where have you been?! The Xbox continually flops in Japan, nobody wants it over there so it makes sense to only release on Sony platforms! Do you not know this? Nobody in Japan exclusively has an Xbox One (all my contacts and colleagues over there with current-gen systems either have both or PS4-only).

You really must have development problems if you can't see Hotpants was joking!

Not whilst my iMac with Windows 7 renders some files! My 3DS battery is running a little low. What's your excuse? Do you have any developmental issues we should know about?

Haha, brilliant, how so? I own all systems. I'm currently playing my 3DS XL whilst my iMac with Windows 7 renders some files out, how about you?

You are so good! I will keep my eyes peeled for more of your comments, they are simply golden.

Someone should have told Ubi this before they invented Aveline! Women can't assassinate for shit!

You're actually insane and my new favourite account!

Ah!!! I see now, by looking through your previous comments it seems that you really are a fanboy. Ok!

What's with Xbox fanatics and their inability to punctuate, does it go hand in hand with low intelligence I wonder?

Not at all, some Xbox fanatics don't like the truth, that's agiven.

And the market is so much more bigger (market inflation), with that accounted for it's nowhere near as "successful". Less of the market is buying it which is why they're taking such drastic steps.

How about... no?

But it is failing. Did you not see the huge backtrack Microsoft did recently in regards to Kinect, moving services away from the paywall, etc?

I have words for how stupid you are, you missed a period at the end there.

But it's not. It's even behind the Wii U. It's kind of... you know... NOT successful.

The Xbox is failing and I don't want to back a sinking ship. But I already have it for Vita via the Mobile platform.

For... the xbox one? The fuck. Get it on a successful platform. Get it on PS4 and I'll buy it. (or maybe not now)

Generally I find anything below 75% has problems and I won't bother, even if it's in a series I like. Generally the only metric I use for buying games is;

I don't think we are. I think most people are put off by gore porn, but the ones that do like it are very vocal (fits in with their personality).

"I take metascore with a grain of salt".