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Also, not everyone who visits the site of the Twin Towers or the the Pentagon Memorial or the Shanksville Memorial gets to be dismissed as a “tourist.” People who do not live in New York City are allowed to mourn and pay their respects.

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I know this has been overused as hell the last couple days, but I kinda want Ann to be “good people”.

Or maybe an old-school Republican who can’t stand where the party has gone over the past couple of decades?

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

I couldn’t tie my shoes until I was almost 7.

For all we know, the Barbie jeep and all of those other toys were very old, broken, free, etc. Plastic toys DO NOT DIE.

It was finally flushed down the toilet, where all such items belong!

If only Paris and Barron could be implicated in a murder while there...this could easily become the best murder mystery of all time. Like Agatha Christie on acid.

It makes you a rational person. That is what it makes you.

Isn't being a high priced escort kind of a step up from being the 3rd trophy wife of sentient Cheeto-fart cloud, Donald Trump?

I would not let a 5-year-old fly as an unaccompanied minor. I mean, what if the flight is rerouted or delayed and he has to stay overnight somewhere? Even if the airline is supposed to send someone to watch him, you don’t know who that’s going to be. Unless I were legally required to do this and there was no possible

There’s some shenanigans going on here. Every time I see an unaccompanied minor on a flight, they have lanyard around their neck with their ticket and such. I think they even have a wristband. On an international flight, they’d have their passport too, right? So that’s 2 if not 3 layers of ID plus all the flight

This may make me a bad person, but I'd always assumed that's how they met, through an agency.

But why are two five year olds flying alone on international flights?

The wall just got ten feet taller, you two

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

If “afluenza” is a valid defense, I’m wondering if being clinically basic will work in their favour.

Bingo.

Guess we can figure out how 63-year old Andre Jorge Tamine fits into this picture.