I just saw her face plastered on the cover of some rag in a supermarket and it really upset me. That poor girl died a terrible death and no one will let her rest because it’s become a salacious story of sex abuse and beauty queens.

They don't tolerate no book learnin'. School is being told what to hate and kill while bouncin' on grandpappy's knee.

My first thought was, you poor inbred soul. You’re people have been waiting over a hundred years. Get a new hobby or at least a new history book that wasn’t published in the South.

Trumpa Lumpa

Ugh. Pretty sure we’re all ready for Rod Sterling to finally come out and finish the narration for this year long episode of The Twilight Zone.

This law sorta seems like bullshit, but I do raise an eyebrow a little at the idea of raising kids vegan. Vegetarian, sure, whatever, I’m all for it. (I try to err on the vegetarian side myself, anyway.) But it’s a hell of a lot harder to get all the necessary nutrients with a vegan diet, and unless parents REALLY…

Careful friend, you’ll cut yourself on that edgy cynicism.

That’s called “water polo”

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

A story about Peter and Harry Brant from the comments of a 2012 Jezebel story about Peter (http://jezebel.com/i-once-sat-in-…), which I immediately thought of because the amount of utterly clueless privilege is just painful:

The lip color/shirt doesn’t really work with his coloring, and he’s wearing way too much foundation or concealer or spackle or whatever that is.

THAT IS WHAT YOU TOOK AWAY FROM THIS STORY?!

Pepe LePew was never very funny to begin with, even outside of the gross sexual politics of it all. As a kid, I just thought those segments were boring as hell.

Wow, you’re really literal.

I imagine there is some overlap with people who have a hard time understanding the separation of church and state.

I have often found that people who say offensive shit then shout “freedom of speech!” Have no idea what it actually means. Just like they don’t get the whole book of Leviticus but quote it pretty regularly. Also they’ll never understand what it means if you try to explain it to them because they refuse to understand…

I just want to give her a hug. No one should have to go through this bullshit.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

um, it doesnt sound like she was TRYING to have multiple sets of twins. it sounds like she is a religious woman who decided to carry her pregnancies. why shame her for that? nonsense.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?