I am not a Fan of Dax Shepard BUT I WILL DEFEND HIM TO THE DEATH against the terrible accusation that he looks like ZACH BRAFF. Zach Braff with his stupid goddamn smug face that you just want to punch to death. That son of a bitch.

My guess is this is the explanation for a fair amount of L.A. traffic. The 405 for instance is full of jerk offs.

Or MENTION it to her before you do it?

Hand crafted semen.

It’s artisanal jizz. Home made and organic.

I had a vasectomy and Kristin was not thrilled that I did it so quickly

I’m your host, Area Woman Who Previously Had No Idea That Dax Shepard A. Had a Vasectomy and B. Jerked Off Into a Cup While in the Middle of Heavy Traffic.

Fuck.

Well, with a big enough wrench, you can loose a lot of things. Sucks if you lose that wrench though.

I feel like there aren’t a whole lot of things that make a plane disappear at 37,000 feet.

I guess you didn’t hear about the parents in Albert whose kid died because they didn’t believe/trust modern medicine. He had bacterial meningitis and could have been treated and most likely cured.

It’s going to be a “thing” in just about any nation that hasn’t seen a preventable disease outbreak wreak havoc on its population in a couple generations. They’re far enough removed from the time where family members in iron lungs were a common experience. They think that the current state of general population health…

Are the Canadian anti-vaxxers as nuts about this as American anti-vaxxers? I didn’t even know anti-vaxxing in Canada was a thing, pardon my ignorance. I always just assume our neighbors to the north talk funny, but have better sense with matters such as these. Are they also like “DERP DERP but religious freedom and…

At least that dinosaur went after a bad guy though.

Just because you didn't mean to kill someone (while you were FIGHTING them) doesn't mean you didn't do anything wrong.

the article says that Roy sent Rachael Ray flowers, though it doesn’t specify when the flowers were sent. I assumed that she sent them before the gift of wine though just from Rachael Ray’s wording.

I think she sent flowers, first! :)

“If you weren’t in love with me, I’m just not sure why you made love with me?”

OMG, I totally missed that angle. I am a moron.