Who?

A homophobic bigot with an anger problem that once had a a very minor quasi-rap hit, who is loved by white women who normally don’t listed to rap music. Here most notable cultural achievement is probably being one of the last d-list celebrities given the chance to pose nude for Playboy. Also someone who apparently…

I take this to mean you read that whole thing, and I am duly impressed.

About the only thing this is missing is Banks inviting Palin over for a meeting to discuss how much they hate gays.

I’d expect a 7 carat+ ring to be a lot more expensive

It’s funny because her name is what they want to be.

I hope this wedding happens. Lord, I want Blac Chyna to become Blac Kardashian. Kylie won’t know what to do. She’s always wanted to be the black Kardashian, since unfortunately she neither black nor a Kardashian.

With that black-gloved hand in the vid, it looks like they paused to admire the baubles mid-heist.

I never watched but is this “very GoT”?

Ring Pops are awesome. And she can have one in every color to go with different outfits!

If I ever get married (lol), I’m going to propose with a Ring Pop. Any girl that turns that down isn’t worth my time.

This literally made my head hurt that Tyga could be his own son’s uncle, while his Brother-In-Law would be his son’s step-uncle-father? All the while he waits for his girlfriend to be old enough to drink. What a fucked up world.

I hope they get married and it last forever.

This is the first time I've ever come here for the specific purpose of looking for a specific story, and then just waited. It makes me feel kind of weird about myself, but probably not as weird as allllll those ladies feel laboring under the knowledge that she totally WILL be the only Mrs. Kardashian.…

I hope they get them printed on canvas with little led lights

Right? Do whatever you want with your money, grieving pepole, but at least hire someone with more than 5 hours of experience with photoshop.

I know people grieve in different ways. I indulge in repression and whisky, its not healthy. But what the fuck is this?

There is no fucking way this level of work requires a 7-14 day turnaround like his website claims.

That’s my concern. “Goddamn it, Ugly Janet got her kidney cut out in Chechnya. Again. We really need to warn people about this.”