And they’re happy about it. Just wanted to add that so folks don’t forget. These people aren’t for the precious babies. They’re for murdering anyone who doesn’t agree with their anti-choice/anti-women lifestyle.

They have nothing. The videos are getting people hurt and killed because it’s rallying up those against abortion.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

Mmm, no sweetie. First: It was joke. Second: I’m sorry you didn’t understand my joke. Third: it was a joke. This is not about you.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

Yeah. This lady sounds all kinds of insufferable. And can you imagine how her son is going to turn out? He’s going to be snorting Cheeto dust and mainlining marshmallow cream before he hits puberty.

Well, if they hate hot chicks so much they probably should just get hotter themselves. Then they wouldn’t be jealous. If they made themselves the office eye candy, there wouldn’t be a need to hire OUTSIDE eye candy. LEAN IN LADIES. You can’t tell me that “biopharma” stuff (whatever the hell that is I don’t think…

The fact that this bitch gets anything done before her kid wakes up makes me call bullshit.

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

Had the EXACT same reaction, that first paragraph managed to tick every box for visceral dislike of this woman. I was also out at Rohan...

Did you mix random things into a boiling pot of water when you were child, too? One time, we added paint thinner and hid it underneath the stairs. My brother found it when he noticed a strong turpentine smell emanating from the cupboard.

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

hey but she will die artesianal death

Literally not one interesting or important thing has ever happened, historically, before 11.30 AM. Stay the fuck in bed, people.

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

I just tell myself that they were Terry Pratchett fans and named her after Granny Weatherwax. That makes me like it instead of hate it.

Ted Cruz is that one guy on a night out who refused to get the bus with everyone else, and you’re stuck waiting around for him at the pub before the club for so long that you fuck off to the club (you call/text him and he doesn’t call back), only to get continuous texts with variations of “Where r u?” that you don’t…