I'm into those shoes a little bit. Just for around the house, obvi.

I will come at you with my spelling of the word "horse" ("horce") which happened a few days ago. At age twenty-nine.

I've been looking for this movie everywhere. I'm trying to make my boyfriend sit down and watch it. He doesn't think a movie about beauty queens can be darkly humorous. My opinion is, how in the world could such a thing be anything else?

Or obesity.

Right? I feel like her handlers thought, What is big in Canada? Hockey! And a normal beauty queen would've been like, oh that's not pageanty enough so guess I'll go with snow. But this gal was like, Fuck it. Let's pin hockey sticks on my back.

I'm Bear Daniel.

Another reason: Bush Push 2005

This girl is a cheerleader at the high school where my mom works. Beautiful girl. It's a testament to how awful this dress is that it managed to make her look dumpy and also like she's going to the prom in 1981.

Yep. This poor girl goes to the high school where my mom's a teacher. She could wear anything and make it look good. Except for this horror, I guess.

It was supposed to be a prom dress, not a wedding dress.

I know the girl in the sea foam monstrosity. That was her prom dress from last year. She's a beautiful girl with a petite, athletic figure and somehow this dress made her look pregnant.

The suspension probably happened in conjunction with other internal complaints that the school received. Because yeah, it seems rash and baseless to punish them for something that never happened. They need some hard evidence to back up their decision, and I wouldn't be surprised if that came in the form of past…

In their defense though (and I usually never defend Christians), the Bible "being enough" is what faith is all about. That's the whole point.

It's not really a productive use of time to wish other peoples' opinions away.

I used to walk some dogs for some gay men. They were the cutest couple I'd ever seen and I totally wanted to be them and live in their expansive one-story house in Studio City replete with EXQUISITE decorating style.

Oldest rule in the business 101 book: appeal to everyone (and their money).

Nope. She's an aging porn actress and reality show spawn. Not an astrophysicist. Not an AIDS researcher. She's absolutely worthless.

* People who sing the songs not for the religion, but to let everyone know that they think they're really good at singing. #RupertsFault

My finger hurts. #RupertsFault

Cho played Kim Jong Il on 30 Rock before he died, so it could just be her making an allusion to that (and also, the recent events surrounding The Interview).