They say if you cut open a Root and count the number of songs inside you can tell their age.

This is mean. Accurate but mean

Fuck you Kinja and especially fuck you Ernie!

I for one welcome our new Kinja overlords

Good commentors rarely stay in Kinja for a full four years any more. They just show up for a year, maybe two, and then want to move on to the big leagues to get paid. No grit or determination.