Breaking 2017 News: Rob Ford caught on camera smoking crack!

This crummy deadlift pretty clearly puts the lie to his bogus Murph times. I PR’d at 365 a few years ago, weighing in at 160 lbs. My Murph time would’ve been an hour or so. Similar lifts don’t guarantee similar metcon times, but still.

TO HE’LL WITH THAT

He’s got those breakaway glasses though. Definitely him.

I was with you until the math.

909 reference outta nowhere!

Lenny Dykstra would like to sell you some information about those rocks.

Venezuela has a long, proud(?) tradition of ridiculous names that makes the kid named Rocket at my son’s daycare look positively boring.

Noooooo you just outed yourself, oldster! Get back in the nursing home!

Nothing out there but coyotes and rattlesnakes. Another story said the guy was a security guard, probably he carries on the regular.

Lars Von Trier treating women horribly? This does not comport with his filmography at all.

Thatz not okay.

Bela Karolyi still has a lot of juice in him.

There are a lot of industries that limit (or ostensibly limit) availability by age, which still do very well as younger consumers age: movies, video games, theme parks (via height restrictions on rides), zoo safari parks, cars, alcohol. “No kids under five in rows A-G” seems pretty manageable, though I agree that more…

This kid is like a homeschooled spelling bee contestant.

Here we find Lacan’s concept of jouissance rendered in pop culture form; much like spending more time organizing one’s Netflix queue than watching actual content, the ‘trailer for the trailer’ attempts to extract surplus enjoyment that goes beyond the pleasure principle.

“So happy to have the Chargers here; in fact, we welcome all the NFL teams that visit Los Angeles to play the Rams. ... Wait, what?”

This review is incorrect. The record is awesome. Carry on.

Excuse me sir, she plays the piano and is, therefore, by unassailable pop music logic, classically trained.