This type of "nice guy" make things so much harder for guys who are actually nice... like me! :(

@jinchoung: I think it hits 150 at launch but it accelerates from 0 to 62 in 2 seconds, but then the acceleration from 62-150 tapers off a bit. Just like a car can do 0-60 in x.x seconds doesn't mean it only does 60.

I did this when I was single and had no friends, when Netflix was still fairly new. I'd watch 3 movies a day sometimes, often before the last mail pickup, and have 3 more 2 days later.

@aprather: It might be an attribution thing?

Why is there a picture of Pee-wee Herman on this article?

@LadyTudorRose: You took one for the team, we appreciate it.

@Lorin: Use this link instead, and you should have a fairly Palin free Jez: [jezebel.com]

Pfft, piece of cake.

@lowtolerance: Pretty damned close as in way better!

@trashk: These days I need a phone far less than I need email/sms/camera.

@JimJam707: They played this song repeatedly, non-stop at my sister's funeral. Kinda killed it for me.

@brianhcohen: As well as McNulty (Dominic West) and Stringer (Idris Elba) on The Wire.

@jimbimmer: Actually it sounds to me like he's saying "We've dealt with the situation" as in the engine is shut down and they're not expecting any more problems, not that they've dealt with this problem in a previous instance.

@bakana: Ah, but you can, assuming you're back in the US now. All full episodes will be posted on www.teamcoco.com the morning after they air.

@Snes: Did the fireman also suggest that his cats went to live on a farm?

@OreoExplosion™: That is GD amazing

@shilo101: Get a cat and a toaster oven, and make it so!

Holy crap, my tiny useless home town made it on Giz.

@kikisha: Yep, as a sufferer of that particular affliction that was my first assumption.

If you want something more permanent or better looking, a sheet of Kydex will do the trick. $5-10 will get you a sheet or two off the eebz and they're useful for all sorts of stuff. Often used for custom knife sheaths and gun holsters, and there's lots of tutorials for how to work with the stuff out there.