Yes. That is exactly what that post was.

Prioritizing Hillary Clinton’s feelings over the people who will die as a result of this election is how we got into this mess in the first place.

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

This is the worst kind of argumentation. You see those Johnson voters? The ones that quadrupled Stein’s turnout in those states? They weren’t leaning Clinton. If anything, they siphoned off traditionally Republican-leaning voters. They weren’t disaffected Bernie Bros.

I’m eager for the CFL Jamboroo.

I really think Deadspin should dramatically increase it’s hockey coverage considering we’re all moving to Canada now.

How do we lose?

Yeah, fuck everyone else, it’s not YOUR fault for choosing the most hated Democrat in the United States to be our candidate.

There is no other pill to take

We’ve casted our vote

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

right. how could a 64 year old white man who has cheated several times at his multi-million dollar job and gotten away with it while controlling the lives of dozens of undereducated men of color be a trump supporter?

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

Can the plot be Epstein, Murray, and Vedder road trip to Boston to steal a script for Ben Afflack’s Sawx-centric blockbuster so they can rewrite it about the Cubs and get it to Hollywood first? (Because this is how movies are made, obviously.) And (SPOILER ALERT!) can Charlie Sheen be a villain who tries to thwart…

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.