How about not on his finger?

Some say he’s still falling today...

Uh, sure they would. Cab company’s have to do background checks, regularly inspect vehicles, pay at least minimum wage, provide healthcare, etc...Uber is just like ‘nah.’

you joke, but that’s going to be a real issue sooner than any of us will be comfortable with

Good on the Sens for rallying behind (in front of) Anderson, but when Erik Karlsson said they weren’t going to give him a chance to think about anything but hockey I thought they would deliver a more typical Ottawa Senators performance

If the 2016/17 Oilers can have a 7-2 record this means a cure for cancer is not impossible.

First we all have to stop pretending that a 280 pound men can run a 4.4 40 naturally. Quite simply, modern science has made football obsolete from a health standpoint.

Counter-counterpoint: That’s hilarious and amazing.

First you have to get past the ropes.

This will, however, execute the American private health insurance industry overnight, for which reason it will be fought to the death.

[eye roll]
[distinct wanking motion]

I’m not sure that’s a scorcher. I think it’s the correct take, which makes it less spicy.

First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”

I love how this election became about white women getting ahead in the professional workplace instead of, you know, poverty/education/minimum wage/child care/health insurance — things that actually affect most American women.

You know what’s real ironclad fuckery? The quarterback on that play was Jim Harbaugh. Davis never played again, of course, and retired in 1995. In 2009, Davis joined the 49ers as a receivers coach under Mike Singletary. He was fired two years later by...Jim Harbaugh.

I look forward to losing a small portion of a $35 billion bank account one day.

Paul Allen agrees. He was into that whole “Yale Thing.”

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"