D.B. Pooper

I’m assuming Trump died of a heart attack halfway into his Nov 9th “concession” turned tirade.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

After 13 years I can still send a text requesting a pre-work bj and get it.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.