how does that much torque not make a small car faster than 0-60 in 8.8 seconds?

a Black Confederate General?

you don’t have to be a vertebrate to have sex

oh well, that is entirely different of course

judge him by his actions

he suffered enough

the right rear tire is at 49 psi, the other three at 47

look, if i get that drunk, autopilot is ON!

you are a poet

what does it break?

we love it

he was on tequila

more accurately, really drunk guys do this

in Vancouver, guys on the bridges space out looking at the sea in their mirrors

of course the car necissarily goes under the higher vehicle

we know now why he was dodging attention

just a beer or two while he looked at the stars

maybe it was pretty small

better, a traffic detective

look, you want an Unsinkable boat, buy one.