The billionaire defender has logged on.

Mini seems to have applied this logic successfully. Most Minis sold these days are actually SUVs and CUVs, so there is clearly a large market of people who think “I love the Mini brand with its quirky design ques, fun colors and British heritage. I’d love to buy one but I can only justify buying one if it’s big…

You know, the more I think about this, I can see it working. While the people in the “Cars” corner of the internet will complain about something like this, the general public doesn’t give a flying fuck about the brand value. They’ll see this and think “Oh hey, the Mustang. I know that name. They’re sporty and cool…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Well, at least one guy didn’t.

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.

For sure, and if you look at the evolution of front offices since Moneyball it’s not at all surprising, but it’s funny to look at how quaint “walks are good, actually” looks compared to how things have become.

I’m sure that some Cornell-bred asshole screaming “U MAD BRO” at a group of female reporters is *exactly* the sabermetric future Billy Beane envisioned when he thought to move Scott Hatteberg to first base.

I just can’t wait for next season when the Goldman Sachs Yankees take revenge on the McKinsey Astros.

This is the correct take. How is Steely Dan number 4 on anyone’s list of classic rock? Even if you have only heard music from 4 bands in your life they still shouldn’t make the list.

Steely Dan is music from the gods, best appreciated by us cerebral beings that like their rock with a dollop of jazz mixed in.

Hey let’s not say things about Billy Joel that we can’t take back. 

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

He rang his Tacko Bell...

Rein it in, blood

He's just a little hoarse

Side effect from eating too much pony.