I’ll never understand why people think you’re “funny”. Everything you write is just completely inane.

What are they trying to distract us from with this nonsense? This all smells like Bread and Circus.

This was already settled when Trump (as a public official) was told by the courts that cannot block people he doesn’t like/agree with on Twitter.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Dearest Mother,

Its as if 10000 fantasy teams just cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 

Somewhere, Brock Turner is thinking “if I’d only played basketball and made a final 4". Here’s hoping Cleaves, his MSU enablers, and every member of this jury burn in hell.

I also love how Libs can’t even write a story about Racist Uncle Joe’s brain without having to make sure to include a completely unnecessary and unrelated dig at Bernie.

You’re too stupid to be here.

“Local governments provided 45 percent of public school funding in 2013–14, and more than 80 percent came from the property tax. The federal government provided less than 9 percent of the total revenue of public schools, and state governments contributed 46 percent.” 

How is this even controversial? Illegals should absolutely be barred from US public school system. They have no right to be here and they dont pay property taxes that fund public education.

It would certainly cut down on the costs for ESL teachers and the constant need for child psychologists to be employed by schools because they’re having trouble due to broken or uncaring homes.

this listing for a 1980 F-16

I don’t want a President that is fat, we need a disciplined person in as they will have to work hard to fix what Trump is breaking, and they need to be in both solid physical and mental shape to do that.

I’m fat, and I’m not offended. Sorry. Most people are fat because they eat too much and don’t get enough exercise, myself included.

Andrew Yang taking jabs at the POTUS’s weight and physical fitness = Bad.

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin. 

I know half the commentators hate it, but this is a reminder that it’s necessary to criticize the Centrist leadership of the Democratic Party.

I love how americans hate religious states when they are Muslim, but love them when they are Jewish. Weird. 

The greatest country in history my ass. It’s a superpower of 330 million people run by a country of 6 million on the other side of the world. What a joke.