the ’Tics played smarter

no offense to these substitutes, but i hate them all so far.

In a just world, he’d be the eventual successor to Mark Emmert.

If you have all the draft picks, the other teams will eventually grow old and die. You have to think long-term, sheeple.

The dealer busted on the river a few times, but still!

Never trust a man who doesn’t know the difference between 21 and poker.

That’d be a great example if cars were oranges. Too bad they’re not. People need to stop using crappy youtube demonstration analogies for vehicle safety.

The title of the movie: “Blue Balls”.

You think they would make it that far in an FCA product?

You do know they’re just words, right? Just collections of grunts and syllables, man.

I think it’s the same stuff you’d get on the HBO Go/Now apps.

I think it’s the same stuff you’d get on the HBO Go/Now apps.

He led the league in dropped passes.

In a parallel universe, Marvin Harrison has a hall-of-fame career with the Philadelphia Phillies and strong-arms renters in Indianapolis with footballs after he retires.

My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.

Wait until she finds out they got a LaMarcus and a Gay

Not enough people do...

They’re now 9-0 with Chris Paul in the lineup. I don’t know if it’s still true, but as of two games ago they were actually a better offensive team with Paul on the floor and Harden sitting than the opposite. Ryan Anderson is shooting 79% — no, seriously — on threes when Paul is the one who passes to him. As a team,…

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.