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I can’t believe Deadspin fell for this obvious viral marketing stunt. A New Yorker can’t be much more Far From Home than Manila.

I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the stepford wife you were all too happy to let us know you were sis.

People keep saying this like hockey is a real sport anybody should care about.

Live look at Pierce trying to get away from the ESPN NBA studio as fast as he can:

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

It’s great news that KD is probably going to be fine, and GSW is clearly worse without him, but I have to say, it was nice to see them play with a kind of intensity and passion that we haven’t really seen since Durant hopped on the bandwagon a few years ago.

Toilets? With what I’m wearing, we don’t need toilets.”

Yeah i’m not getting beyond the production angle either.

I stepped on a lego the other day with my bare foot, so I know what this guy is going through.

“We found fecal matter in the victim’s ear canal.”

-- Ice-T

some worrying ‘that hiring LeBron’s former Cleveland Cavaliers coach would be giving James too much control in Lakerland.’”

I had so, so many plans.

I want to feel sorry for whoever decides to have kids with that mannequin. Look at that header photo. Rogue One’s Moff Tarkin looked more realistic than that. And I say that I want to feel sorry for the future guy but he’s probably also a white supremacist so they can both do us all a favor and die screaming.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

“outplayed by Pat Connaughton” should be on his tombstone

The Warriors have been giving off warning signs all year. The blowout losses, the blowout losses at home, the inability to hold onto leads late with sloppy and disengaged play, the real impression that some of these guys don’t like/are tired of each other and the grind, etc. They earned the #1 spot in the West largely

Thanks for checking in, nostalgia guy!!