Now Dirk can spend more time with his kids!

whoa whoa whoa, time out...

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

Either Magic will regret this decision, or he will be happy he made it.

And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

It’s the obvious remorse and effort to do better. Molyneux lied about game after game after game, but you never got the sense that he regretted that his games didn’t live up to his statements. He just made more grand statements. This guy basically knuckled down and made his lies true. He’s apparently recognizant of…

Thanks for this. When I left the house this morning, I noticed the magnolia tree in our front yard was in full bloom and took a moment to appreciate its beauty. After reading this, I remembered that the real focus should be on all of those stupid flower petals which I will have to clean up over the coming weeks. Life…

“I don’t have a jersey...But I have something else that I want to give you. *puts hands in pockets* DEEZ NUTS!”
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I feel for you if anyone ever truly wrongs you.

Most studios would just dump the game, and build a new one. Even games successful at launch rarely get the level of updates like this one did.

After their office was flooded during development, I’m surprised they hit the release date to begin with.

A “liar, thief and fraud” wouldn’t be spending time to deliver on those promises, when they could be busy chasing that almighty dollar in a different game.

After the Garnett trade, this is when the tank was supposed to START. The fact that they’ve managed to rebuild is magical. To make the playoffs this year is sorcery, like they’re a bunch of mages, or like, what’s the word I’m looking for...

That was quite a Tempest, Bledsoe.

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Giuliani did the most work trying to excuse the inexcusable.

Itsa OK, Isa have a lotsa blacka friends!

Its those Octopus arms, he is just so angry he can never find a sweater that fits him.

Mike Brown not being in on the joke is pretty much the story of his career.