You forgot condoms. Make sure he has condoms.

She’s trash. Horrible.

I’ve gotten in trouble for using “ma’am” before because apparently it makes some women feel old. I’ve never been sure what to do with that, since “ma’am”, like “sir”, is supposed to be a term of general respect for any adult person, not just for the old people. It’s just good manners.

This Deadspin cross-article promotion is getting out of hand.

At least the Chiefs will now join the large and growing group of fanbases who will deeply regret an Alex Smith trade. So that’s nice. Company is always nice. I guess. (for the record, I think Kaep could have been great, but needed much better handling than what he got in San Francisco, and Alex Smith could have been ro…

I get the point, but I don’t like the implication written here that queer folk can’t provide their parents with grandchildren (not that there’s any obligation there).  There are several ways to fulfill your mom’s desire for a grandkid, if you want to.

Mac from south philly has found the ultimate art form.

I hope this group has the good sense to steal Shawn Bradley’s bike and initiate a polite confrontation.  Then right as he’s croaking out a nervous “excuse me, that’s my b-” FACE KICK!

“The human body can do truly crazy things!”

“My thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this investigation.”

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

What did his story even mean? Was he trying to say that black people hold back their speed? 

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

We got a regular Jessica Fletcher over here.

Maybe Asia Argento is telling the truth, but as it stands this strikes me as both the shameless victim-blaming of Jimmy Bennett and a means of absolving oneself of guilt by blaming a man who tragically took his own life and cannot thus answer for himself.

Haven’t really seen anyone circling the wagons to defend Argento here. Most of the reactions are along the lines of what you say here.

This is just sickening. Using the exact same tactics as her abuser, implying the kid was a money-grubber, and dragging Bourdain into it when he can’t speak for himself. If anything’s going to undermine the #MeToo movement, it’s going to be everyone circling the wagons when one of their own turns out to be part of the…

Irony: labeling a twitter video of Lane Kiffin “Earned not given.”

Uggghhhhhhhnnnnfff. This is why I hate it when people say, “Women should be in charge of everything.” Nope. Women can be shitty too.

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?