I read this and I’ve now spent about 30 minutes wondering about the lives of the respective parties involved given what we know from the obit. Take what we know about Kathleen Dehmlow: Married at 18-19 (so young), two kids and pregnant with a third by 24 (still really young). Moves to California, abandoning two kids…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Could you have backhanded any harder lol

5 bucks says Larry Bird is his favorite basketball player and pines for a time when basketball players were gentlemen (read: whiter).

The same way that so many reasonable, empathetic liberals come from bigoted conservative families, probably. They found an ideological system that resonated with them and rejected their family’s input.

Thoughts on a guy potentially proposing in the exact same way as his older brother? Weird, or unoriginal but otherwise fine?

They’ll combust.

The builders and owners of the parking garage have a responsibility to have barriers that can handle a simple accident like a car hitting them at relatively low speed, without the car flying off of a 7-story structure.

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…

Guy at a Sox game said to me once “buddy, you’re not supposed to put ketchup on your hot dogs in Chi-town.”

I still cringe about things I did in 2nd grade.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Not to condone violence, but...

The take would be vastly different today if the Celtics had won Game 1 or 2!

I have two kids. I love my kids.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

As a feminist, I think it’s time we started treating men and women more equally. And I absolutely would slap the fuck out of a dude that was provoking me.

Women are not infants. We’re accountable for the shit we talk, and accountable includes the potential consequences of deliberately provoking people.

Know what’s…

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did.