Uggghhhhhhhnnnnfff. This is why I hate it when people say, “Women should be in charge of everything.” Nope. Women can be shitty too.

Minnesota Steakhouse Pranks Umpire Joe West With Salad

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

The car agency wrote Redick an email back saying that they suspended the driver for having somebody in his front seat, without mentioning the incident at hand.

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

I’ve got every hockey player ever in the top spot for most boring. QB’s are a close second, however.

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

No, it’s a complete thought, and it’s entirely correct. It’s the same basic interaction that’s helped Daryl Davis get 20 KKK members to hang up their robes and disavow their hatred. He’s indirectly responsible for 200 KKK members walking away from their racism.

I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

I was out with a couple of friends drunk off our asses. After last call we jumped into a taxi and headed home. Halfway there I noticed there wasn’t a meter. I asked the driver what was up and it turns out we just piled into some guys car who happened to be parked on the side of the street. He put up no objection and…

Yeah, that’s the issue.

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

“Borisade filed a complaint with the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office and said she believes the officer acted so forcefully because she was not by her son’s side. JSO confirmed that Borisade’s complaint was received on Tuesday and is and is being reviewed by internal affairs.”

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

Sound like an act of God,

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?