I actually started this in earnest about 4 years ago. To address an earlier comment, I didn’t have a very strong social life. I was an overweight gamer and I only really had a few close friends who I spent any time with, but I said yes to pretty much anything that wouldn’t get me arrested. Even though I started with…

See those slots on the sides of the drill? That’s what they’re for. Insert a small screwdriver and push up.

Ok but my Time Warner modem also has an RJ-11 jack for my phone service. Can I still do this?

Ok but my Time Warner modem also has an RJ-11 jack for my phone service. Can I still do this?

my swag coalesced into a sentient being and walked the earth. inevitably, the world would turn its scorn against my swag-son, and destroy him completely. but lo, from his ashy waste would rise a burning phoenix of enlightenment to cover the planet and wrap the whole of humanity its warm, loving embrace.

my swag coalesced into a sentient being and walked the earth. inevitably, the world would turn its scorn against my…