The results show Cleveland was smart to keep Hue Jackson.

He makes every movie in charades look like Child’s Play

Season records for new coaches in 2001
Lions: 2-14, Bills: 3-13, Chiefs: 6-10, Browns: 7-9, Skins: 8-8, Jets: 10-6

3-13, 8-8, 7-9, 2-14, 6-10, and 10-6 with a first round playoff loss. But that 10-6 was the Jets and included them injuring Bledsoe and giving Brady his shot, and I assume in retrospect they’d rather have gone 0-16.

Well, Arod will also annihilate the Lions....he would probably do it with two broken legs in a Rascal scooter. 

Did you watch the game? The Lions players took a knee for all four quarters.

Sure lots of snakes don’t have arms or legs traditionally. But this one is an adder. 

Don’t forget the hair, Barry. Snakes typically do not sport mohawks. 

But Barry, you’ve neglected the number one with a star most important aspect of the job of Montreal GM, and Bergevin passes it with flying colors:  “Does he speak French?”

“There’s a list a mile long of cities where it hasn’t worked. And there’s a really short list where it has.”

Indeed. I have never seen LeBron James vociferously argue a call. 

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

I’d just like to add that the politicians who pushed this deal through likely won’t be in office 10 or 20 years from now when the deal is finally assessed. Until then, they’re going to bask in the glow of being the guys who brought the Sox to town.

You can fucking have them, Worcester. My state offered them a complete renovation of a city center less than two miles from their current location and almost $40 million in taxpayer funds — but it wasn’t enough.

Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like blood.

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

You are a better man than me if you’ve never just eaten cold cuts straight from the bag.

That led to a Bears three-and-out

For Three Minutes, University of Buffalo Alum Was A God

Besides Nathan Peterman and DeShone Kizer, I wonder who else will be deposed in the Kaepernick collusion trial?