Anyone who pays to watch this instead of Canelo-GGG 2 is a complete moron and should be forced to wear a dunce hat to the gym. 

I think they’re Bitmoji, instead. 

Duckworth is an awful campaigner. She’s a war hero who lost twice until a seat was gerrymandered for her. She then almost lost the Senate race until her opponent made a racist comment at the last debate.

The Bills are sure they made the white decision on QB. 

Mack was the only Bear to do anything during Cobb’s 75-yard touchdown - you can see him hustling back to the point where he almost catches Cobb at the 2-yard line. 

Schlocky Paint rendition

This car would look a lot better with a split grill and a screaming chicken on the hood. 

That video is GODDAMN AMAZING. Thank you for this. 

He’ll be power bombing tables in Buffalo within the next 3 years.

Sean McDermott will be gone next week after Nathan Peterman throws another 5 picks.

Jelly belly is the worst jelly bean brand. Sure, there are a lot of flavors, but they’re all tiny and hard, so there’s no jelly to them. And I don’t need “passionfruit guava”, I just need red and purple and orange.

First in War, First in Peace, Last in the National League. 

Could the rotors be used as wind turbines when the ship is docked or at anchor? 

It looks good for Wonderteen B, Schalke’s Weston McKennie, and for Keaton Parks at Benfica, too.

I also remember reading in the babe article that the victim called him out on it the next day, and he apologized, unlike all the other #metoo offenders. I also could be getting things mixed up, though. 

Nice work by the art department, using a picture of #98 for an article written by a Vikings fan. 

That’s more because of how awful Florida’s become. 

If he’s going to waste everyone’s time by taking the ball all the way to the net, he might as well take his shirt off. 

Milwaukee’s suburbs are pretty Republican too. 

The Joann fabrics by the Eastern Hills Mall used to have an autographed Drew Bledsoe jersey framed up by the entrance with some other Bledsoe memorabilia until last year. I don’t know why they took it down.