Packers fans in Milwaukee and the suburbs hate the Bears, the rest of the state hates the Vikings. Source - where I can wear a Vikings hat without getting screamed at. 

No, you don’t. You’re missing several conjunctions, your use of commas is inconsistent, and your sentences run long because they each contain several phrases which could be separated out.

One’s a white Australian, and the other is a black American, for starters. 

I think Caligula was Reagan, Trump is Nero, who took Caligula’s ideas and really ran with them. 

If he didn’t say anything about Jesse Helms, who was even more if an open racist than Trump, why would he bother now?

I still would rather have him on my team than Hader.

Rough shot at the Chargers, man. 

Most old gas stations are cleaned up by the owners with their own money, not by the state.

It was all over the place in 2014. For about 3 days. 

The Bucs knew he was a creep before they drafted him, and they’re standing behind him now, which means this behavior is fine with team leadership. I can’t imagine what kind of awful harassment goes on in their offices. It’s probably Mavs-level.

Rich people are always happy to play poor people as long as the poor people don’t win.

Hinkles, like Hinkies, trust in The Infallible Process, no matter how much it fails to make sense.

If you live in the country, you know how terrible soybeans are as well. Especially since soy milk, unless otherwise marked, is made from Monsanto franken-beans.

Israeli Lazio! Do they flop inthe Europa League every year too?

I lived near that diner after the special came out. They had to remove the jukebox because people kept playing Tom Jones.

Is he the guy who wanted to cut Tyrod because Tyrod “didn’t act like a real man”

Is marrying Katherine Webb why the Browns were so interested in AJ McCarron?

I had a strong feeling that Carmelo would take a while to adjust, and this is part of it. I’m more disappointed by Paul George, who really should be a much bigger factor than he is.

Everyone down to the Deans.

The solution is to put Aly Raisman in charge, with 100% leeway to do whatever she needs to do.