Everything.

They will. Unlike the Democrats (who seem to take some perverse joy out of not being a united group), the Republicans are damned good at sticking together. They tend toward hive mind voting.

He knows exactly what they do. He’s picking the team that will do what he wants.

It flies pretty well.

This isn’t even the fucked-up part.

I’m surprised no one noticed the tower in the background, combined with the buildings below it, forms a hand with a single middle finger raised.

I’ve already got a plan for that.

The spiked punch.

I’m working on a Skyrim mod that replaces the random bandits with clones of Donald Trump. And have all of their quotes be him saying, “Make America great again!”

You should have served him an Exlax coffee just prior to him leaving your presence.

I’ve been there. I thought I was fighting the good fight for equality while having a good job and proving that, yes, we can.

I’m currently emailing fake documents to Trump suggesting Pence is in a conspiracy with his daughter to have him assassinated by a group of gay Mexican immigrants who support climate change.

Hey, now. If the papers that covered him are accurate, then Bat Boy would be a great politician.

I was just coming here to say it’ll be David Duke. Great and Terrible minds think alike!

This is exactly why it’s done.

Your newsflash runs across a problem called reality. Which is to say: A lot of women in America don’t have access to them. Without Planned Parenthood around and with how costly they can be, there’s a lot of women who have to bareback and pray.

They want to punish people for having sex without intending to get pregnant.

Nope. Never works that way. If it did, Bush wouldn’t have had the power he had.

Dolphins are evil motherfuckers. Seriously, google them sometime and look up the shit they do.

Believe it or not, but by the numbers that would be the most beneficial thing Americans could do for the environment.