I don’t blame you at all.

I always facepalm when people bring up Agent Orange as a reason to protest Monsanto. If anyone ever bothered to read the actual accounts of what happened, they’d realize the scientists who developed Agent Orange were forced to give it to the military. The Monsanto company only manufactured it because the Pentagon…

The Founding Fathers themselves fully expected the Constitution to fail by the time of their grandchildren. That’s how little faith was held in the ability of a republic to last.

And Trump found a way to make 2.6 million people not matter.

Exactly what the people wanted.

I used to think the same thing. Then I noticed how many of Hillary’s close and former friends are sexual predators.

They’ve been doing it for longer than 12 years. The last twelve were just the first time you were aware of it.

That’s par for the course for America.

That’s not what destroyed Al Gore. He had a very powerful back-up plan in climate advocacy.

C4 with ball bearings hooked up to electric dog collars always does the trick if you’re in for that kind of party favor. Also teaches the police to think twice about rescuing hostages.

He doesn’t consider it a conspiracy theory. Spend as much time among the conspiracy nuts as I have and you learn the true believers all say they don’t believe in conspiracy theories after spouting the very one they have faith in.

Start off easy with jaegarbombs. Then hit the hard stuff.

Get to this place? Get? Have you not paid attention to the last 200 years of American history? We’ve been there for a very long time!

They charged him with assault with a dangerous weapon and carrying a firearm without a license. At the very least, even a plea bargain would be a felony conviction.

It’s to stir up the crazies and have them constantly bothering Hillary.

Grey Poupon is clearly for jackets.

Because the women Ghostbusters remake tanked.

I am so tempted to make this an actual rumor. So, so tempted...

You forgot terrorism, to call it a fake news story, and to blame her for being a woman.

Plenty of time to start a holy war and then blame it on Obama!