I’d bet what’s left of my soul on it, but I got protests from the over four hundred demons casting lots for it.

I’m sorry, but I think she misheard that driver.

I think Trump’s going to spend eight years trolling over three hundred million people.

Missouri had the same problem. They didn’t want a guy representing their state, so he ended up part of Bush’s cabinet.

Because the last time I did that, one of them got sick and the survivors founded the anti-vaxer movement.

A person who knows how to condimize garments.

Sorry, they got subsumed by the Department of Weavers And Rollers Front.

By all accounts, polar bears are colossal assholes and deserve it anyway :p

Want mustard to go with it?

Want to open a fresh air bottling plant with me? In about five years, we’ll be rich!

The worst part is, given some of the EPA’s fuck-ups as of late, there’s some environmentalists who would back Trump in seeing it burn.

He’s like the sewage pipe that could.

Well, shit.

Sadly, it just makes it look like she has horns coming from her forehead. Which is a demon look.

I happen to know the author of it very well, and I can confirm with 100% authority that it’s entirely fabricated.

No double standards at all. They don’t hate Trump, they do hate Obama.

They apparently thought the same of Hillary Clinton at one time.

On purpose, yes. Super-serious? Dunno. I’ve heard some directors give up on doing a scene that looks good and just go with the one that looks the funniest.

Most? No. Many? No. A countable number? Probably not.

It’s not a gross oversimplification. Romance novels are like porn: Pure wish fulfillment. To argue otherwise is disingenuous.