Awwwww fuck.

Wow, what a nice Buick which will probably be replaced by a Cadillac ELR without a hybrid drivetrain and then marketed as a sports coupe!

Too much mud, not enough tweens.

You can’t mall-crawl with that though.

Yes, and we’ll call it Goodwill Autos and go bankrupt trying to justify being the restoration business where all our employees worked by donating their time.

Well put it in that context and it makes sense, but I’m still trying to wrap the sheer volume around my head.

Okay, so we get that over 2 million trucks were sold. But something bothers me: where do ALL these bought vehicles go?!

Just so you know, “troll” is English for “troll.” And quite frankly you’re giving the definition a bad name.

As an Asian, there’s no way I’d ever be good at competitive parking.

Not sure how to feel about this. It’s nice to see they stuck with the concept, but WHAT THE FUCK are those wheels?

No no no. The first thing you notice is not the striking design, but the BIG ASS D-I-S-C-O-V-E-R-Y spelled out on the front and back.

Somewhere in this photo, Darth Vader is mouth-breathing.

You should see the Facebook comments.

“Hey, I’m a dick! Why not remind the world that I am one by writing it everywhere?”

Cool, now we can destroy this planet and just move to another one.

That’s not cool. I heard from a friend of a friend who owns a Porsche that every time his car gets serviced, they loan him a Beetle.

NO. NO. DON’T SAY IT. Who knows what they’re planning against us?

Yeah......he might be from MSN Autos.....

Am I?

I actually met the Vice President of this company for their office in California at a career fair. We were basically joking about how I was actually a spy for Tesla.