I once heard on NPR about a Harvard Professor who gave this riddle to their first year Med students.

Those pants should be illegal, but the rest of her is magnificent.

I had a cat who loooooved the devil’s lettuce. He would hear the rustle of papers and baggies and come a-trotting in for some fishbowl. Sometimes if he was late to the party he would jump up on the table and fucking HOWL in the way only Siamese cats seem especially capable of. Once he got his share he’d tuck into a…

My tea just went through my nose.

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

I know, right?

Or you could just shut the fuck up.

Feel free to also add nuttier than a squirrel turd as a related colloquial phrase

no, he just European. They just look more surly because their culture isn’t all about smiling for no reason.

I hate-watched this show presumably the way evangelicals hate-watch gay porn but with 100% less clandestine boners.

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

This has nothing to do with Hillary, but to extend your analogy. Hillary = Apple: More of The Same. Trump = Note 7: New Look, Explosion and We All Die in a Fire. It burns! It burns!

What about other wardrobe specialists? Are they okay to talk to?

I’m not nearly as big a fan of chicken as I am of margaritas, but I can imagine that would be tasty.

Limeade concentrate + tequila + lots of crushed garlic = world’s best chicken marinade. Overnight. Bbq. Mmmmm.

I was mimicking OP’s grammar and punctuation :D

I am going to say it, I unreservedly loved that movie. I don’t care that it was one long cute cat montage/George Michael mix tape.