I don’t know what it is but I never could get on board with Seinfeld. I have no idea what the appeal is.

They were injured. Just because you cannot see the trauma they will carry from watching two men die in front of them doesn’t mean it isn’t there and doesn’t mean it isn’t real.

Postpartum literally refers to the mother’s body after delivering a child. Just as a child is postnatal. Men cannot physically have postpartum.

It may be real but its not “postpartum depression.” It’s a normal human reaction to a life-changing event. I’m not comfortable with men co-opting a condition that is truly not something they will ever understand.

I would love to see his medical records that show he had a fluctuation of hormones. Unfortunately, we will never see those because he would have to release those to comply with HIPAA regulations. I’m betting 1000 to 1 he is unwilling to do that. And that’s fair, but don’t tell me you have an affliction if you can’t…

“I know for a goddamn certainty that this shock and mourning you mention would make me the most miserable motherfucker god gave a diaper to.

Your second paragraph made me chuckle. My boyfriend has a theory that parenthood is an evil cult and their way of luring you in is by swearing it’s the most amazing experience you will ever have and you will never feel complete unless you join “the club.”

Well let me womansplain to you. There is no way in fucking hell that any man can comprehend what women to through with, their bodies, their health, their mobility, their pain, their hormonal hurricane, their ability to earn a paycheck, and more - all due to pregnancy.
So please, have every chair left before you try to…

I call it life-shock. You are set in your ways, have things you do inside and outside of the house, expectations, etc. Then you have kids, and that old life is dead. I struggle with it. I want to go out and play and do things I used to that made me happy, but I can’t. I have to find happiness elsewhere. I love my kids…

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

I think you mean Comey just got fyred.

I’m a 33 year old man that went through a bad breakup, got into Art/Running/Hiking and been looking into clay classes and I called it my midlife crisis. Him being 53 and it being called that just showed the life expectancy of blacks versus white men :(

I AINT GIVIN UP MY WEED DOE

“Maybe the next time I am being harassed at a bar, I’ll just face plant in the peanut bowl instead of saying I have a boyfriend.”

I have been known to do something similar to avoid talking to other people which is why i’m going to die alone.

Symmetrical or not, ‘C’ is for “cookie”, and that’s good enough for me.

NO. STOP. IT’S TERRIBLE. It’s been airing here for a few weeks, and it is NOT good at all because:

Not to mention that just about nobody EVER washes the middle of their back, but nobody is filthy because of that. How are the legs any different besides the fact that you can reach them? If the people freaking out about the legs aren’t using some contraption to scrub their backs every single day then I’m calling…

Not only that - but I let/encourage my CAT to pee in the shower too.

and I pee in the shower.

I honestly had no idea it took this long to caramelize onions. Next time my wife is barefoot in the kitchen caramelizing me some onions I’ll ask her how long it takes her to make my sandwich.