I don’t like that gif

Never forget.

“For a high-class restaurant...not to tell us anything, not to tell me to go to work, call or anything, nothing to inform me to go there. It’s crazy,” said Oliviah Lewis

I’ve said this before, but Pence is so deep in the closet he’s having lunch with Aslan right now.

From the get go the memo starts off with unconfirmed data. I mean, who considers Devin Nunes to be ‘honorable’?

To be fair HIS dad was on tv.

have you read this?

If they leave in all the times she breaks down laughing at what she’s reading, I would buy it.

Sure. Full disclosure - I’m a white person. I find it annoying how often ‘but what about white people?!’ gets thrown into discussions under the guise of ‘but wouldn’t it be true equality if!’ So, I can only imagine how annoying it must be for people who are not-white, and who I imagine come up against this much more…

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.

 Only if you stop trying to mansplain extracting oneself from abusive relationships to women who not only know more about it than you do, but who already asked you more than once to stop doing that.

If you need someone to talk shit about John McCain regardless of health status, I’m your person.

Similarly, when I worked retail, people pulling bills out of multiple pockets. Total was $35.70, they reach into their right front pocket and pull out their wallet and take out a ten and two fives. Then they reach into their left front pocket and take out another five. Then they reach into a back pocket and take out…

I refuse to even get in line until I’ve decided what I want to order.

9. People in line at places like Panera Bread that get to the register and still don’t know what they want to order

Not including Bravetart seems like an omission worth commenting on. What a wonderful cookbook. 

I promise that when I go to the polls, which I do for every single election, I sm not giving thought one to how my vote benefits white people. I’m thinking about how it benefits me and mine.