....yes on the mani/pedis

A show where they cover the assassinations of tiny THOTs? What did those THOTs ever do to them, huh? Smh.

My brownies, ice cream, and Reese’s all disagree!

Most ice cream is gluten free, though?

Well if everything is going to kill me I’m going full out Ben and Jerry’s :)

Some of their flavors taste very odd and some are really good. The chocolate peanut butter cup one just does not taste normal. But they have a peanut butter pretzel flavor that I love. Oh, and the salted caramel. But you are right about the Breyers version -that’s not even close to gelato; it’s simply ice cream…

I am screaming inside my head. It happens a lot. One of these days it’ll become external and I’ll be dragged away to someplace quiet where I don’t have access to the news. That’ll be peaceful.

Here’s one more.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

Omg are you even serious? Lol

I found a little baby bat yesterday and tried to nurse him back to health (found him on my bathroom floor, in bad shape) until I could get him back to his bat mommy or to a wildlife rehab centre. Things were looking good but he didn’t make it. Thanks.

Yes, thank you. I obsess about what to wear to weddings, pouring over details just to determine what “semi-formal/formal” or “Hamptons Dressy” means. Then, I show up and it looks like half the crowd just said, “Fuck it!”

I’m gonna fucking make this. I’m forty and still bitter that my mom never let me have this kind of shit. Had to keep that baby-caca colored shag carpet pristine, man.

I don’t really think it’s appropriate for non-black people to use it in any context.

I’m pretty sure that 98% of the dudes named Chris I’ve ever known have been largely shit humans. Terrible name.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

Darren Criss looking like someone forgot their Malibu Ken at the beach.