I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Gauthier is adorable.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

“All this is true because it rhymes.”

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

In before the debate even gets started.

Our Lt. Gov who’s running the primary for Gov now, just had an ad on tv yesterday (I can’t find it online) that was all the usual stuff until the end. He ended it by saying “I’m Ralph Northam, and I think Donald Trump is a narcissistic maniac.”

I, for one, would take lamb and rice any day of the week. Especially over charcoalized steak and red high fructose corn syrup.

McConnell, defintely. I would take personal pleasure in seeing tears (which I doubt he’s capable of) streaming down his stupid turtle face.

i guess you and i must describe up somewhat differently.

If you were a woman on a date with a clearly unstable man, you would honestly concern yourself with how that man makes his way home? Moreso than your own personal safety?

Dear Kellyanne,

Fuck Vin Diesel, I vote Terry Crews

Actually, where IS Larry? Has he done anything at all since his show got axed? (And god, how much do I miss his political coverage right now...)

Half a brick because they’re not worth a whole brick?

That’s it! Kick him from the Cocoon! He can go live with Henchman 21 for a while.

“but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him””

Well how fucking DARE you. 

Didn’t you expect this though? The Monarch has had public outbursts with you in the past but he always seems to cave to your ideas in the end. I’d blame his parents but...well :-(

34 months! that’s a big baby :)