I, like most sensible Alabamians, am fully aware that this is a garbage state represented by garbage politicians.

I have family that lives in Seoul and I live on the west coast, this North Korea thing is scaring the shit out of me. And I can’t do anything about it.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

That sounds absolutely wonderful. I like your neighbours’ entrepreneurial spirit. Fancy grown up ice cream topper sounds delicious.

Shit man I’d shake my bosses hand if she said I would continue to get paid but don’t have to come into work anymore and I love my job too. I just love my bed and cats a little more.

She’s getting paid, but isn’t allowed to perform the functions of her job. Sounds perfect to me!

Guys...guys you’re supposed to stand the toothpaste on the FLAT BOTTOM like it’s designed to be stored...the tension keeps the lid on...it’s not that hard.

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

Forgive me if I stole this from someone, but...

Nice to see that Rachel Dolezal has landed on her feet.

Saw the pic and was all like: He’s marrying Rachel Dolezal?

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

*appalling

That’s somehow worse.

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

I would totally call the cops on you. Sorry. I’m sure it’s art and everything, but that’s creepy.