Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I’ve always imagined that it was a sentient portion of Ian’s beard wot done her in.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

The only Tavi I know.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

“Pyromania-based Fireplace Simulator.”

At least they’re not Sonic, who doesn’t even pay minumum wage because they classify their people as “servers” like in a restaurant where you can give tips.

There are a lot more men than women in the US military. You’re not suggesting those are raw numbers, right? Because if they are, that’s a pretty big difference in rates.

Eshakti. It’s been a few years since I’ve bought anything but the quality was good for the price.

I’m gonna say it: ModCloth had such cute stuff, but the items were almost never worth it for the price.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

I cannot stand looking at pictures of his fucking bloated, disgusting, orange, fleshy face. I scroll past them as quickly as I can before vomit starts inching up my throat and my laptop keyboard is ruined.

During a committee hearing of the new GOP healthcare bill, a Republican Congressman defended dropping prenatal care as a requirement by pointing out that men are unjustly forced to pay for it as well.

Southerners are nice... to your face.

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

I don’t owe Conway jack shit. She chose who she wanted to become and who she is working for.