The universe is off its axis when the most effective troller of Trump is the former right-of-center president of Mexico.

I pictured this as a Family Guy flashback.

They couldn’t find a single person from the NAVY to be Navy Secretary?

Business and ethics aside, being an intelligence officer in the Reserve for ten years twenty years ago does not qualify you to be SecNav.

Man, it must really bum you out to hear that climate change involves increases in extremes of all types, such as droughts *and* floods. How are you to possibly know what to think if scientific concepts have the slightest bit of nuance or complexity? We’d all better stick to smartphone reviews just to be safe and not…

Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

Lying.

The only thing I can see that Rihanna might bring is a focus on colours to suit black women - which is generally under catered for so would be worth investing in.

STEPH WHY

I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

This video crystallizes one thing for me: fuck millenials who think 80's fashion was awesome. It was the fucking worst. Perms! Hairspray! Shoulder pads! Stupid glasses!

But... but... Kate McKinnon didn’t even have the time to play him on SNL!

I like the cut of your jib, hollienanner.

I’m actually really disturbed by Paul Ryan’s shoes.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

This cosplay needs more Archer.