As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

I think pretty much everyone famous and non loves or just genuinely likes Adele. Even if they’re not into her music.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

This cosplay needs more Archer.

It’s easy:

The so-called President is STILL losing the popular vote to Hillary.

WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU?

Her clothes are boxy and short-waisted, with weird zippers and gold accents. I’ve come across things and tried them on out of curiosity but they all looked bad on me. There was one dress I liked on the hanger but when I put it on the waist came up two inches below my boobs and then sprang out from there. I looked…

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313

I was wondering about this...I’m a stay-at-home-mom—does this mean my kids can make their own damn food and I don’t have to vacuum/change any diapers/load&unload the fucking dishwasher in a never-ending cycle...

#neverforget

I’ll be happy if we just have another election again.

ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

White, male, middle-aged veteran. I’ll be on that registry for anyone who is too uncomfortable to take the risk. Especially actual Muslims.

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?