National Park Service employees have gone fully rogue after Prump’s WH banned their tweets. Follow them if you’re interested in science and the environment:

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

I don’t know but in Civilization 6 you can’t make pastures or train horse units until you research it.

Issues require nuance, but nuance kills a good sign. We should brainstorm on behalf of anyone slogan-ly challenged.

Yes! My sign will say “Trust Women.” On the other side: “Women’s Rights Are Human Rights” because I’m still fucking with her and everyone can deal. Also because lawmakers seem not to believe either of these things.

And for god’s sake, be polite and clean while using that bathroom! I’ve worked in cafes, theaters, restaurants of all stripes, and the thing that never ceases to astound and anger me is how gross and disrespectful people are while using the bathroom. Toilet paper on the floor. Rolls of TP seemingly thrown at the wall…

Yep! Yesterday at Reagan my friend texted me “How am I supposed to find you everyone here is wearing a pussyhat!”

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is…

Please stop letting this man use you guys for photo ops. Please stop.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

This was my thought.

Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

You are so dumb.

Aye. That’s one slimy fuckstick.

No matter what kind of shit Trump gets up to, keep one eye on Paul Ryan.

If those other people’s anuses are as loose as you’re implying, they should see a doctor posthaste.

That’s enough internet for today.