Fucking Christ are you really waving the Maduro flag?

I feel that if the show were still true to its roots, Lyana Mormont would have just been flatten by the giant.

Joe!

Every military historian ever:

Dishonest reporting.  Here’s the full context.

If you guys had just accepted the outcome of the 2016 election, you could be two years into a cohesive and compelling message for voters in 2020.

I think it’s sort of adorable you’re shocked that any WH press secretary would lie.

Missed opportunity by Trump to invite only the kids and Jim Acosta.  Shit would have been hilarious.

OK, but it seems like we can build a wall without the cages bit.

What?  Yeah, like a bunch of them.  They’re humans, not the ubermensch.

Another HamNo skim piece.

Again, we are happy to let them cross as long as we can drop them off at your place. Please share the address of your overpriced New York closet as soon as you are able.

Well she didn’t say it was the absolute worst thing to happen to Germany, so I’m not certain what the deal is.

*makes wanking motion with hand*

Broke: Coming together as a family to welcome a new child into the world

Old politics: Coffee mug with Joe Biden campaign logo on it

Spare me.  You’d impeach Trump over jaywalking.

It’s got a powerful ally in the western legal tradition too. Remember kiddies, conviction by the mob and hearsay is what we’ve spent the last couple thousand years trying to move past.

LOL all you idiots had to say was “let felons vote after completing their prison terms” and you’d be set.  Now you get to spend your campaign explaining why the Boston Bomber should be allowed to vote from prison.

Anyone offended by the idea of US service-members sitting around doing nothing all day has never actually been in the military.