Maybe we should put up some sort of barrier or impediment along the border that is easily identifiable and discourages uncontrolled crossings.

Thank you President Trump!

Maybe you guys could try appealing to American citizens instead of everyone but.

When Michael Harriot is in a good mood, he writes like he’s a sort of black Milo Y.  When he’s sad, he writes like black HamNo.

The robot could actually fold laundry perfectly, it just got tired after a few pieces and started tossing all the clothes on the floor in a clean pile.

There’s going to be a beautiful moment in the Dem primaries where everyone realizes that it’s not about being the one to beat Trump, but not being the one to lose to him.

Only because nobody is currently afraid of losing their guns. Get Madame Gun-Grabber up there in the White House, and watch their coffers fill up.

I’m torn between telling you Marin county, or saying “your mom’s house”.

Or Pelosi realizes that there’s nothing sexy to go after with Trump and she wants to stop wasting time and start building a legislative agenda.

Well, if you were worried about the Dems using the rest of 2019 to develop a platform for 2020, impeachment seems to be a good way to derail that particular locomotive.

Impeach him for what though?

Pretending the GND doesn’t exist seems to be a pretty good approach.

BREAKING: California a shithole that doesn’t know the difference between moral posturing and good governance.

Or...she’s trailing the polls by double digits, she can’t raise nearly enough money, and now she’s doing a Hail Mary to the hard left to get back in the conversation.

credible allegations

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for you country.”

Here’s a nice Wiki summary, you can follow the source mats there:

We don’t need another white man / man / really anyone else running for president.

Well, IRG had no qualms with supplying insurgents with shaped charges and sophisticated triggers for IEDs in Iraq...

Did you ever hate Donald Trump so much you supported a theocratic regime that sponsors terrorism, regularly contributes to the death of American service members, and treats women like property?