Jesus Christ I can’t believe Beyonce was only paid $4 million. Is she doing ok?

I still think it’s funny that HamNo got sent to the doghouse for criticizing Barack Obama.  That’s why all he talks about now is safe stuff like unions and overthrowing the rich.

And we can remind reporters that they lied about Russian collusion for more than 2 years.

Do you guys regret lying about Trump and Russia?

Is James Comey the “double rainbow” guy?

Pee tape is the new birth certificate

I’m amused that it’s just dawning on you that the job of the WH press secretary is to bullshit for the President.

Look, you can’t just ipso facto his habeus corpus without a mens rea. It’s basic lawtonomy 101.

Which is why they charged him with obstruction of justice.

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

Wow.  Maybe we should put up a wall or something.

Or, and bear with me here, what if maybe, juuuuuuuuust maybe...

Oh you are just adorable.

“It was always about obstruction!”

My god...he’s colluding-

Anthem is just going great.

I’m a little sad that I will never be as good a troll as Time Magazine

Well, here’s hoping she overcomes her crippling fear of flying.

See? You don’t even know what winning is.